Make America Fun Again!
VOTE OFTEN
Like all the ones before -
This one is the most important election of our lives
This one is the most important election of our lives
Write in "Gary Wallace" for President!
The next rallies:
Top 10
Top 10 reasons why you should vote Wally for President TM:
| 1. Meets most legal requirements! | |
| 2. Supports Family, Fun, Freedom and Music! | |
| 3. Probably won't take bribes! | |
| 4. Never met George Santos. | |
| 5. Supports Free Beer! | |
| 6. Agrees with YOUR opinions! | |
| 7. Cool campaign buttons! | |
| 8. America! | |
| 9. Other politicians complain about the bad weather - Wally will DO something about it! | |
| 10. There's no option for "None of the Above". | |
The Convention
The All Night Party convention was a great success! Check out these incredible photos!*
*Not actual photos of the All Night Party Convention - but wow! Right?
The Plan TM
We are pleased to announce that at some point in the future we will be proud to announce the imminent release of
The official Wally For President TM Plan TM®©
The Plan TM will accomplish four major policy goals:
- Eliminate all taxes and increase government spending, while also balancing the budget and paying off the debt - in two weeks.
- Create world wide peace and prosperity.
- Fix that whole climate change thing.
- Make Pluto a planet again.
Until then - Trust us, it's a great plan.
Endorsements
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"I counsel against the ill-thought concept of a two party system that will serve only to divide the citizens of this grand new nation. Instead, let us be Americans, one and all!" - George Washington |
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"Woo Hoo! Now this is a party!" - Benjamin Franklin (All Night Party Founding Father) |
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"As a former volleyball superstar who rescued millions of dogs or cats or whatever, while running Wall Street, which I invented, I can say Wally is just way too honest to ever get elected." - George Santos |
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"Growl. Snort. Roar!" - Cocaine Bear |
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"There will be many out of context, intentionally misleading attack ads this election, but none of them will criticize Wally. That should tell you something." - Thomas Jefferson |
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"Each of us must find our own path to the party, but we can share a cab to get home." - Confucius |
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is they are often made up out of thin air. But anyhoo, vote for Wally" - Abraham Lincoln |
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"Wally is not a crook!" - Richard M. Nixon |
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"Meow!" - Stefan the Cat esq. |
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"Sure, I'll say anything for $300. Nope, cash upfront this time. OK - Vote for Wally. Nice doing business with you." - Rudy Giuliani. |
FAQ's
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I donate to the All Night Party?
No. We strongly feel the current campaign financing system is nothing short of legalized bribery and corruption of public officials.
Plus there's probably paperwork - and that sounds like a hassle.
Plus there's probably paperwork - and that sounds like a hassle.
What if I want to donate $100 million?
Please send your check along with a list of our new opinions on campaign finance.
How else can I support the All Night Party?
Go to our rallies! Wear a "Wally For President TM" button - get in free*
*Unless there's a cover charge.
Where does Wally stand on the issues?
Wally stands firmly on all the issues - that's the kind of integrity we need in Washington.
Will there be beer at the rallies?
Of course! Full bar at almost all of them!
What kind of party doesn't have beer?
What kind of party doesn't have beer?
Will there be bouncy castles?
Um.... Probably not.
Take the Questionnaire
Choose One
Beer
Mixed Drinks
Shots!
Yes!
Next
Official Bio
Some stuff happened, then Wally started playing bass
for The Nickel And Dimes Band. Now he's running for President, too.
Clearly the most qualified candidate in the race and the only candidate
to publicly declare he probably won't take bribes - a true Washington outsider!
Now please take whatever you can spare - $100, $50, $20 or even $5 and.... go see a band, get a drink, dance and have a good time!
Doesn't that sound like more fun than giving money to some
goofball politician?
My name is Wally and I approve having fun.
My name is Wally and I approve having fun.
The Birth Certificate
In order to address persistent, unfounded internet rumors claiming Wally was born in Lichtenstein,
The Citizens for the Wally Presidential testing the waters, has not formally announced yet
but you know he's going to run, exploratory committee for a Greater America has released a copy of
Wally's Official Long Form Birth Certificate TM.
"I haven't even been to Lichtenstein -
since I was a baby" - Wally
We hope this finally puts an end to the rumor mongering by our opponents, so we can get back to debating the real issues faced by real Americans, like - "Beer, Mixed Drinks or Shots?"
Thank you.
We hope this finally puts an end to the rumor mongering by our opponents, so we can get back to debating the real issues faced by real Americans, like - "Beer, Mixed Drinks or Shots?"
Thank you.
Questions / Comments
Submit
Being from Illinois your standards for cooking sweet corn are a very important issue for me. Where do you stand on the proper way to accomplish that task?
As far I know, there is only one way to cook sweet corn. A couple hours soaking in ice water, then laid on hot coals until the shuck dries out. Mmmmmm!
Is it true you were a total rebel without a cause growing up in Tuscola in the 80's? (Forgive me for implying you've ever really been a grown up) - Marsha (may or may not be my real name)
Marsha, (if that is your real name), that's very kind of you - but most of my teen years were in the 70's.
Where do you stand on important issues such as beer, mixed drinks or shots? - T
Wally stands firmly on these very important issues and will never flip-flop!
Why are you running from your castle laden home country? :)
Wally is proud of his Liechtensteinian heritage. His ancestors were very poor, they had a small 47 room castle and barely more than a dozen servants.
So they came to America, searching for a better life. But that's all ancient history, like way back in the 60's. The other side of the family came
over on the Mayflower.
Where do you stand on second shift workers getting Friday nights
off with pay so they can attend the All Night Party? - T
Wally has long championed a 3-5 shift, once a week, at full pay - for every All Night Partier!
The official Band of the Wally For President Campaign.
The official drink of the Wally For President Campaign.
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That's right, we are now on facebook, too. It's mostly the same stuff but on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WEBSITE!
Click here to check it out.
This website is now 100% gluten free.
(May contain traces of nuts)
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